Momma Was an Opium Smoker

Momma Was an Opium Smoker
Rasputina

Momma was an opium smoker
She'd light it with a red hot poker
She would never take a bath
We would ask her, she'd just laugh
Because our momma was an opium smoker.

She made it with this gentleman, Lincoln.
They met on a boat, it was sinking.
When she shoulda gone overboard, momma say "No way, oh my Lord,
only of opium smoke am I thinkin'."

Oh, help us, Lord.
We can't afford
Destructive ways.
You oughta' hear what she says!

She would just sit on her fat ass
Yell at us, "fill up my wine glass!"
She would tell us, "How sad,
You won't never know your dad."
Oh yeah, my momma was an opium smoker.

Go, mommy, go
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

She'd hide the money and the drugs in the mattress.
I wonder how long she been at this
And I say, "Mom, bang the gong, can't you see it's gone all wrong?"
But momma was an opium smoker.

♥Kay♥

Transylvanian Concubine

If you want to know how
To fly high, then go now
To the place where all the concubines...
Meet and converse with them
Marvel at their pale skin
Wonder how they chew on their pointy...
Teeth and hair are beauty
They know it's their duty
To be countess in their hearts and their...
Minds that have to whisper
See in them a sister
Look into their eyes and you'll become
Transylvanian Concubine.
You know what flows there like wine.
Stay here with us, it's just time.
Transylvanian Concubine.
Sorrow is their master
Cackling with laughter
Now he's having just one piece of...
Cakey is their make-up
Catholics try to shake up
All the things that form their lives, but
they're...
Dead, their sighs, their songs
They know what they do is wrong.
Stay here with us, it's just time.
Transylvanian Concubine.
Candelabra's lighted
Satan has been sighted
Never has there been an evening like...
This is what they wanted
Always to feel hunted
You can never be too rich or too...
Thin. The blood has run out.
Fangs ruin any cute pout
Morning has come now they've flown
What have you learned from what has been shown?